Sunday, December 12, 2010

Horoscopes!

ARIES: March 21 – April 20: It isn’t as bad as it looks; life is relative and this is more about your perspective than anything else. Those of you who have enough of a sense of humor to laugh it off are beginning to see that this is probably a blessing in disguise. When things get this close to the bone the only thing that wards off disaster is the sense that it’s all being taken care of on some level. If your faith in the way life works is stronger than your fear that it never has and never will, you’re about to find out the miracles can come out of just about anything; every worst case scenario is full of them.

TAURUS: April 21 – May 20: You have a right to be feeling things a little more deeply than usual. It wouldn’t be so hard if you could come to understand that everything has its season – and the things that make life painful are as full of love and light as the things that give it joy. No one has the prescription for the hard stuff. The only thing we can do is enter into the experience and get far enough past the pain to find the love in it. You can handle anything. And as much as you have been programmed to believe that this is hard, bad, painful, or wrong, your soul will be refined and redeemed by it.

GEMINI: May 21 – June 20: You just wish you could do this now instead of later. Your impatience is understandable. At the same time there’s something to be said for the importance of other people and the way your relationships affect the timing on everything. In the end you’ll be deeply grateful that someone needed to make you wait. Instead of wasting your time being pissed that you couldn’t have it your way start getting off on where things are at. If you could see past whatever you thought was supposed to happen and look at what you’ve created you’d be amazed at how awesome this is.

CANCER: June 21 – July 20: You’re in a gap that can’t be filled with the usual stuff. Recent changes have put you in a place you’ve never been in before. Don’t go crazy overanalyzing your deficiencies and do your best to love yourself through this transition. At this point many of you are in one of those dark nights of the soul that transforms your understanding of yourself forever. If it seems as if you’ve had to give up everything, or if you have some sense that there’s no way out, you haven’t lived long enough to know that it is only in darkness that we really learn to see. Try to see the light in this.

LEO: July 21 – August 20: Many of you are having a tough time taking ‘No’ for an answer. What point is there to keep going down this road when everything suggests that there’s nothing at the end of it? Before you continue you might want to ask yourself; is it pride, or some misbegotten need for recognition that makes you keep forcing the issue? When life doesn’t respond sometimes it’s better to let things be. And when you consider that your outer reality is nothing more than a screen upon which you project everything, it begs the question; what do these signals tell you about yourself?

VIRGO: August 21 – September 20: Don’t get all wound up about this. The art of letting things be would be well applied in this situation. At the same time, you can’t sit back and do nothing; so how does one get proactive without pushing the river? Before you do anything else, sit down and connect with your inner strength; because this has less to do with outer stuff than it does with your ability to stay centered. If you can manage to remain in the space that knows that absolutely everything is taken care of, your actions will serve to channel that knowledge into whatever you want to create.

LIBRA: September 21 – October 20: You have enough to contend with. It will serve no purpose for you to add to your stress. Others seem to expect more from you than usual at a time when you’re pretty much tapped out. There’s no way to tell you how to make things easier because all of you have different sorts of issues to clear up, but one thing applies as a general prescription; don’t make things worse by making a martyr of yourself and do your best to remember that none of this will work if you eliminate yourself from the equation. In simple terms; even if there’s no time for it, take care of YOU!

SCORPIO: October 21 – November 20: You could easily pass this up. Don’t think you have to jump on anything that takes you away from what you’re already doing. The impulse to expand in order to secure your future doesn’t necessarily require you to divert your energy. So many of you already have it made, it would be stupid to trade it in for whatever’s behind the curtain. Aside from that, you know as well as I do that it’s what money can’t buy that makes us happy. In these times branching out is a gamble. Look at your life and ask yourself if you really believe there’s anything to the next best thing.

SAGITTARIUS: November 21 – December 20: Maybe this is as good as it looks but you’d be wise to check in and see what your inner guidance has to say about it. The way things seem, everything’s in order and whoever this involves appears to be honest, but there’s something that just doesn’t feel right about it. You don’t want to appear suspicious and you certainly don’t want anyone to think of you as a wet blanket, but all of your signals have been going off for at least a week or two. If others are laughing at you now, they will soon be expressing their regret that they lacked the good sense to heed your warnings.

CAPRICORN: December 21 – January 20: After a few months of non-stop moving around you can finally settle down and get into the things that you had to ignore while you were on the run. Decompressing will require you to chill out a little. Your tendency to always be on the case needs to be directed toward covering your own stuff – at least until you re-center yourself and gather the strength to take on the next thing. Others will continue to expect everything from you. Outside pressure to manage everything under the sun will be there too. For now, any and all demands need to be met with a firm “No”

AQUARIUS: January 21 – February 20: Too many things are converging for you to be able to say for sure how it will all turn out. The need to change the scenery is a big part of this. There are also issues that suggest that you have to balance the urge to move on with the fact that your livelihood seems to depend on staying put. Whether you know it or not, new opportunities are forming and within a month or so there is bound to be an opening that will allow you to blow this clambake and find yourself in a bigger, more comfortable set of circumstances. Until then, stay cool and remain open to all possibilities.

PISCES: February 21 – March 20: You have too much going for you to worry about whether or not anyone has a problem with it. If the fur has been flying and the gossips have been carving you up for dinner, you can take comfort in the fact that you aren’t at fault, and there is no basis to all of these ‘stories’. Underneath it all, the critics are jealous; either that or their need to scapegoat you comes out of the fear that the gossips just might find out what they’ve been up to. Life is crazy. People suck. If your lessons have been hard it’s because the truth came out and nobody wanted to hear it!